Green Acres Water, Water Everywhere (1965–1971) Online
- Original Title :
- Water, Water Everywhere
- Genre :
- TV Episode / Comedy / Family
- Year :
- 1965–1971
- Directror :
- Richard L. Bare
- Cast :
- Eddie Albert,Eva Gabor,Pat Buttram
- Writer :
- Jay Sommers,Jay Sommers
- Type :
- TV Episode
- Time :
- 30min
- Rating :
- 7.8/10
Short on water, Mr. Haney contracts Willie the Well-Witcher to find a new spot to dig a well. But once Mr. Haney gets water, the Douglases lose theirs. After Willie witches a new well for Oliver, the Ziffles' water dries up. After a few more rounds of this, Oliver suggests the valley get its water from a reservoir. That idea sounds great, until the valves are opened.
| Episode cast overview: | |||
 | Eddie Albert | - | Oliver Wendell Douglas |
 | Eva Gabor | - | Lisa Douglas |
 | Pat Buttram | - | Mr. Haney |
 | Frank Cady | - | Sam Drucker |
 | Tom Lester | - | Eb Dawson |
 | Alvy Moore | - | Hank Kimball |
 | Hank Patterson | - | Fred Ziffel |
 | Barbara Pepper | - | Doris Ziffel |
 | Percy Helton | - | Willie |
 | Kay St. Germain Wells | - | Sadie Prentiss (as Kay St. Germain) |
The title quotes Coleridge's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner": "Water, water every where, / Nor any drop to drink."
For refreshments, Lisa serves Hotscakes a la Mode. She takes a hot hotcake and puts a cold one on top of it.
To settle who gets the water when a well is dug, The Stupid and Ridiculous Law of 1966 is used to amend the High Handed Code of 1912.